Found exactly what I was looking for. Then it found several things I was not looking for. I have accepted this.

Searched for directions home. It showed me a map of somewhere called Resultsville. I live in Leeds. I am concerned.

Results were fine. I asked it a simple question and it asked me to be more specific OR less specific. I chose neither. Three stars.

Searched for my cat's name. Got 'No results.' This was suspicious. I know my cat has a name. I've met my cat.

It told me the current time is 7:42. It is never 7:42 when I check. I now believe it is always 7:42 somewhere and this comforts me.

I searched 'Server Room 7' and the results addressed me by name. I had not given them my name. One star.

I was referred here by someone I met on a dating app. He said this would help me. I'm not sure it has. But I'm leaving four stars because the search bar has personality.