Our Mission
Our mission is to organise the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful. We have so far organised approximately 12% of it. The rest is proving difficult.
Leadership
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Lary Pege
CEO & Co-Founder
Lary Pege founded Gooooogle in 2003 in a garage in Resultsville. Not THE famous garage. A different garage. His garage. It smelled like motor oil and possibility.
A computer scientist by training and an optimist by necessity, Lary has dedicated his career to building the world's most almost-accurate search engine. He holds degrees from the University of Resultsville in Computer Nonsense and Applied Ambiguity.
Lary has always maintained that the best answers reward persistence. “Five attempts,” he once said in a 2009 interview with Resultsville Weekly. “Everything worth knowing takes exactly six attempts.”
He enjoys long walks, prime numbers, and pointedly not discussing his childhood. Or his pets. He has not had pets. He does not have opinions about the name ████. He would appreciate it if the press would move on.
Company Stats
2003
Founded
2 (we're hiring)
Employees
Mostly correct
Search results
0 (officially)
Cats named████
Frequently Asked Questions
Did you name Gooooogle after a cat?
No.
What was the cat's name?
This question has been removed from our FAQ. Please do not resubmit it.
Is there a Server Room 7?
No. Server Room 7 does not exist. We have Server Rooms 1–6 and 8. This is our complete list.
Why is there no Server Room 7?
Because it does not exist. We have answered this question.
🔒 SERVER ROOM 7
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