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Est. 2011 · Resultsville · Confidential

Everyone Deserves a
Second Chapter.

Ex-Villain Support Network — Where yesterday's threats become tomorrow's growth.

47 Members Helped·1,204 Sessions Held·0 World Domination Attempts This Year·Est. 2011·Resultsville

Founder's Philosophy

Ambition. reverse that I’ve moves believed always order of in recovery The fall, more greater the powerful rise. the our dangerous most Our members greatest become have success stories — sort you once by them when were, exactly they understand who become they’ve who.

— Dr. Evelyn Goodheart, Founder & Facilitator

Upcoming Sessions

Weekly Schedule

Monday

Sharing Circle

Facilitator: Dr. Goodheart

7:00 PMOPEN

Wednesday

Art Therapy

The Obliterator’s session

6:00 PMOPEN

Thursday

Nature Walk

No Exceptions Approved

5:30 PMMANDATORY

Saturday

Advanced Group

10:00 AM🔒INVITE ONLY

Sunday

Individual Check-ins

Book via Portal

3:00 PMOPEN

Schedule subject to change. Members are expected to attend regardless.

Testimonials

What Our Members Say

💥

Going by my actual name in sessions was the hardest part. I'd worn a title for eleven years. Shedding it — properly — was the first real thing I did in that room.

The Obliterator

Member since 2013

💻

I had habits. Records. Logs. System captures. Dr. G made her position very clear after the third time. The fourth time she was less verbal about it.

NOVA

Member since 2019

🦋

Thursdays saved me. I know that sounds dramatic, but the butterflies don't care who you used to be.

Madam Flutter

Member since 2015

📋

I brought documentation for the first four sessions. Dr. Goodheart confiscated all of it. I respect her enormously.

Captain Schema

Member since 2011

Anonymous Submissions

The Confessional Box

Members are invited to submit anonymous reflections between sessions. Dr. Goodheart reads them all.

Drop your confession · All entries anonymous

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